{"id":723,"date":"2018-12-18T11:30:12","date_gmt":"2018-12-18T16:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/?p=723"},"modified":"2019-02-21T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-22T00:56:00","slug":"2018-mission-accomplished","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/2018\/12\/18\/2018-mission-accomplished\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Mission Accomplished"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monday I counted my 150th rejection of 2018.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>I was so excited for the start of the new year. A clean slate! I can dedicate myself to achieving 100 rejections, both for short stories and queries! This will be the year I fling everything out into the world like so much spaghetti, and hope something sticks. Monday the 1st was even Submission Monday, the day I set aside an afternoon for submission updates, emails, queries and placement research.<\/p><cite><a href=\"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/2018\/01\/09\/babbys-first-query\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Babby's First Query, Jan. 9 2018 (opens in a new tab)\">Babby&#8217;s First Query<\/a>, Jan. 9 2018<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not only did I crush my 100 rejection goal, I got 4&#8211;count &#8217;em, <em>4<\/em>&#8211;acceptances this year, which is a 300% increase up from last year.<br><br>Oh, right, I forgot to mention: the&nbsp;<em>day<\/em>&nbsp;after I wrote last week&#8217;s blog about feeling like everything is an uphill slog, I got an acceptance for a flash piece I wrote in the summer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The flash piece was written for a &#8220;punk-rock SF anthology&#8221;, the editor(s) of which liked the piece I sent to them originally but not enough to buy it; they asked me to ignore their &#8216;no multiple submissions&#8217; rule and send them something else, preferably with lyrics. So I did. They immediately wrote back with: &#8220;We appreciate the second effort. So&nbsp;&nbsp;We&#8217;re going to hold your story, &#8221;&nbsp;Ganymede Riots&#8221;.&nbsp;But you might not have a final decision from us until at least late August\/September after the submission deadline.&#8221; (Meaning, of course, that they wanted to see if anything better came in. And then I got a form rejection from them ON MY BIRTHDAY.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I could have just said: &#8220;oh well, never mind then&#8221; and left the piece in a drawer; after all it was a weird flash combo of hard SF but also The Clash-based puns. BUT I had this stretch goal I was trying to reach of 150 rejections before December, and so I thought WHAT THE HELL and sent it out to three different places before sending it to The Future Fire at the end of October and LO AND BEHOLD &#8220;hard SF\/The Clash Puns&#8221; is entirely their jam (&#8220;it works on so many levels!&#8221; they said, ell oh ell). The best part? The original anthology was unpaid (theoretically I would get a portion of the profits) but The Future Fire pays $10USD for flashfic which makes <em>Ganymede Riots<\/em> officially my second semi-pro sale! (It&#8217;s early days yet so no idea when it will get published, but I&#8217;ve signed a contract so I feel comfortable announcing it.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HOORAY there&#8217;s proof that the uphill slog is worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can still hear some people saying &#8220;goodness, Victoria, that is a lot of rejections why are you celebrating that&#8221; and that&#8217;s a good question, Theoretical Reader. <br><br>I am celebrating it because of HOW MUCH MOTHERFUCKIN&#8217; WORK IT REPRESENTS. But don&#8217;t just take my word for it because: numbers.&nbsp;<br><br>BEHOLD, my submission stats for 2018! (If it is still hard for you to imagine how much work this represents, imagine that these are cold-calls I&#8217;ve made or resumes I&#8217;ve sent out, each one with the requisite research done beforehand.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">SOME MF-IN&#8217; 2018 STATS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>163 submissions:<ul><li>53 standard short-fiction subs (i.e. to magazines and anthologies)<\/li><li>100 query packages (50 for <em>Ashes<\/em>, 50 for <em>Creampuffs<\/em>, consisting of personalised query letter, synopsis, sample pages)<\/li><li>10 contest submissions (including PitchWars)<\/li><li>Outstanding (as of posting)&nbsp;<ul><li>3 fiction subs<\/li><li>1 story not currently on submission<\/li><li>1 outstanding query for <em>Ashes<\/em><\/li><li>3 outstanding queries for <em>Creampuffs<\/em><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/li><li>Ghost rejections (where the agent\/editor specified a timeframe for acceptance without bothering to actually send a reply i.e. &#8220;if you don&#8217;t hear from us in X weeks, consider it a no&#8221;)<ul><li><em>Ashes<\/em>: 21 ghosted responses (42% ghost rate)<\/li><li><em>Creampuffs<\/em>: 15 ghosted responses (30% ghost rate)<\/li><li>short fiction: 2 (both involved magazines folding)<\/li><\/ul><\/li><li>Responses Before Acceptances<ul><li><em>Music of the Spheres<\/em>: 11 rejections (since August 2011);&nbsp;<\/li><li><em>Nights Over Ganymede<\/em>: 7 rejections (all this year)&nbsp;<\/li><li><em>Still Life<\/em>: 4 rejections (ditto)<\/li><li><em>Ganymede Riots<\/em>: 4 rejections (ditto)<\/li><\/ul><\/li><li>Average number of rejections before acceptances (factoring in stories retired this year\/still on sub): 7.6<\/li><li>2 stories have been accepted but not yet published or even have dates set<\/li><li>1 story is unpaid but with a theoretical share of the profits (so: unpaid; let&#8217;s be realistic here.)<\/li><li>2 stories have been semi-pro rates (&#8220;periodical markets that pay US 3\u00a2\/word to US 5.99\u00a2\/word for works of all lengths&#8221;)<\/li><li>1 story was reviewed (<em>Still Life<\/em>) which is also my first personal\/non-anthology review<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So you can see why I am feeling proud of myself.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And so wraps up another Gregorian year of *Insert Subplot Here. In January I&#8217;ll be back to share my 2019 Year Goal and my monthly goals and maybe some festive adventures (!). 2018 has been a garbage fire in so many ways but it&#8217;s almost over and you survived it, so go treat yourself!<br><br>HAPPY HOLIDAYS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday I counted my 150th rejection of 2018.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":440,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,9],"tags":[73,74,61],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-productivity","category-writing","tag-acceptances","tag-numbers","tag-rejections"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1019,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions\/1019"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}