I JUST SENT OUT MY 99TH QUERY FOR BLACKOUT ODYSSEY!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only way I can think to celebrate (well, besides beer and ice cream) is to present a<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Q. Hello! I’ll be your hypothetical question-asker for today! I assure you I don’t exist <\/strong>entirely <\/strong><\/em>in your head but am instead an amalgam of questions you have been asked by real, live, human beings!<\/strong> Q. Why 99? Why not stop at an even 100?<\/strong> Q. That sounds like a lot for one afternoon! Is it a lot?<\/strong> Q. Speaking of, doesn’t that seem like a lot of queries, like, in total? Shouldn’t it take less? Are you sure you’re doing this right?<\/strong> Q. How many novels have you queried again?<\/strong> Q. How do you feel about that? Q. How do you feel about that, but with math? Q. Does knowing you are doing averagely help? Q. How are you going to celebrate this milestone?<\/strong> Q. What are the next steps for Blackout Odyssey?<\/strong> Q. Do you want me to send you this success story I found about someone who basically won the lottery with their first query?<\/strong> Q. I’m sorry!! I thought it would help!!! Querying is hard. If you know someone who is querying, offer them a hug (or an iced coffee). They need all the morale they can get.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Q.\u00a0I will do that! Thank you! And, uh, CONGRATS\u00a0and good luck in Pitch Wars I guess? I just sent out my 99th query for my novel Blackout Odyssey! What’s next? Good question!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":200,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,68,111],"tags":[81,78,102,215,60],"class_list":["post-1310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-so-how-goes","category-submissions-rejections","tag-blackout-odyssey","tag-creampuffs","tag-math","tag-milestones","tag-querying"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1310"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1312,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions\/1312"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/victoriafeistner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
A. <\/strong>But that’s not a question?
Q. …hello, I am a hypothetical question-asker? I’ll be asking questions today, if that’s all right?<\/strong>
A. <\/strong>I guess?
Q. Cool. Let’s get started!<\/strong>
A. <\/strong>HEY THAT IS MY LINE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> OF COURSE I am sending an even 100. I like round numbers so much I can’t even conceive of why you WOULD stop at 99. (Unless you’re a hockey fan, I suppose.) (Huh, I did<\/em> conceive of a reason.) Lucky query #100 is going to come in September when I send BOO to Pitch Wars. Originally my plan was to keep sending out queries until Pitch Wars anyway but this past Monday I felt particularly inspired\/ornery and so I ended up sending out all nine subs <\/em>in one afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> It is for me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> Are YOU sure you’re not just a snarky voice in my head?? Look, think of it like sending out resumes. Yes, you might get lucky and snag a job after sending out a handful of cold calls, but if it’s a rough market and you’re a niche hire… maybe it takes more. Everyone’s different. Apples and oranges. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> Blackout Odyssey<\/em> is the third novel I’ve queried. Creampuffs<\/a><\/em> <\/a>and Ashes <\/em>both tapped out at 50 queries. I originally only planned to do 50 queries for Blackout Odyssey<\/em> too but since Space Crazies was delayed and I am determined to hit 200 submissions for 2019, I pressed BOO into another round of 50.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> Honestly, it hurts a little bit. I had high hopes for Blackout Odyssey<\/em> but it’s either not right for the market or the market’s not right for it. I had hoped it had more appeal. But I’m pressing on with Space Crazies so the rejections haven’t beaten me down yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> About the same. I am definitely seeing more success with BOO than with either Creampuffs<\/em> or Ashes<\/em> so at least my querying game is better.
Out of 99 submissions, I have:
23 still pending
7 manuscript requests
41 rejections
35 ghosted rejections (disproportionately small presses) (this number may change as late replies come in – I mark a submission as ‘ghosted’ if I don’t hear back in 12 weeks)
From quite a few discussions with other querying authors, these stats are not at all outliers. I am doing very averagely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> Some days. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> I’m going to have A BEER. Also a slice of pizza. Maybe some ice cream. CARBS. ALL OF THE CARBS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> I’m submitting it to Pitch Wars; one of the stipulations is that you can’t be querying the manuscript while it’s under consideration at PW so that’s going to take BOO off my plate for a couple of months. I’ll decide where to go from there then. I’m not giving up on it just yet–I still think it’s a good, fun read.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A. <\/strong>PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO
PLEASE DON’T DO THIS
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> I know you did!! But it doesn’t!! It’s like showing someone who’s tired from job hunting a story about some kid who walked off the street and got hired by Apple the day after graduation. GOOD FOR THEM BUT THEY ARE NOT ME
…okay, maybe it does hurt a little bit<\/em> that BOO hasn’t been snapped up yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A.<\/strong> Thank you<\/em>, Hypothetical Question-Asker! I hope this helped you understand why querying 100 times is a cause for celebration or at least a beer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"